u003cbu003eu003ciu003eDespicable Meu003c/iu003e meets u003ciu003eDiary of a Wimpy Kidu003c/iu003e in this hilarious illustrated middle grade adventure that follows a hapless warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible destiny.u003c/bu003eu003cbru003e u003cbru003e Meet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World. Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord.u003cbru003e u003cbru003e Full of humor, hijinks, and lively illustrations, u003ciu003eConfessions of a Dork Lordu003c/iu003e follows Wick through the pages of his journal as he comes up with a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness . . . and survive Middle Ages School.u003cbru003e u003cbru003e u003cbu003e"I loved every page, and your kid will too!" --Melissa de la Cruz, bestselling author of the Descendants seriesu003c/bu003eu003cbru003e u003cbru003e u003cbu003e"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start." --Pseudonymous Bosch, bestselling author of the Secret seriesu003c/bu003eu003cbru003e u003cbru003e u003cbu003e"Hilarious! Not to be missed!" --Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the Artemis Fowl seriesu003c/bu003e